Joffrey Lupul just had his iPhone returned after he left it in a Toronto taxi. He sent out a tweet on Twitter and his followers were quick to call the taxi company. He isn’t the only NHLer losing things, here are a few of the more noticeable ones.
Mike Fisher: Nashville Home Buyers Guide-- Where else is he going to live in Nashville?
PA Parenteau: His first name-- Really. Come now. He wasn't named after Papa Bear was he?
Sidney Crosby: His memories of the Olympic-winning goal-- Not really that important if he can’t remember his name either.
James Riemer: His fireproof armour-- Because its essential being a Canadian playing net in the frying pan known as Toronto.
Mark Recchi: His typewriter-- He needs it to ‘type’ his ‘letters’ to take to the ‘post office’.
Jeff Skinner: Justin Beiber hair piece-- Without it he can’t complete the transformation into the NHL’s much needed heartthrob.
Cary Price: Halak’s shadow-- Actually he meant to lose it.
Ovechkin and Backstrom: Their mojo-- We’re pretty sure Stamkos and St. Louis stole it.
Paul Bissonnette: His iPhone in the toilet-- What do you expect from Twooping?
Ian White: Himself-- You would too if you were traded from one side of the map to the other this many times in a year...
Matthew Hulsizer: His mind-- Enough said.
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